Word Of Mouse

In this yeare 2006, a Brayve Partie of Adventurers did hitte on the Idea of tayking a Winter Holydaye in the lande of Norwaye. This Idea being Deem'd ryte Goode, the Bande was Assembl'd, and manye Plannes were Laide. Alle was not Welle, however; and the Goddes were Displeaz'd. The first Obstackle that didde Arise being when Aegir Shippe-Bane didde cause to be Cancell'd the statelye Galleon that was to have borne the Adventurers back Home.

"Never mynde," quoth Tom, "for we shalle Voyage through Manye Landes ere we see our Homes agayne." Longe and Payneful were the Houres spent in front of the Internette to brynge forth a New Planne. This being donne, the Adventurers didde duly depart. O Hubris! to thynke that the Willes of Goddes shall so Easily be Put Asyde! So it happened that Thor did cause a Tinie Piece of Cackke to Blocke one of the Oil Tubes in Andrew's Fiatte. The Effects of this becayme soone Evident, as a Horrid Knocking Sounde that was moste Tiresome to the Eare.

This is my first ever Word Of Mouse blog entry, so this is something of a voyage of discovery for me. It's Sunday evening, and I'm just back from a skiing trip to Trysil with the folks from work to find that Ali's friend Gerbrand has finished helping us set it up. It all seems quite complicated, but maybe that's partly because I've only had about three hours sleep in the last two days....